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Guy sits down at the bar next to Alex Ocasio-Cortez and stares up at the TV as the 10 o'clock news came on.
The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building, preparing to jump.
A O-C looked at the guy and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
He said, "You know what, I bet he will." A O-C said , "I bet he won't." He lays $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!”
Just as she placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, hitting the ground like a squashed melon.
A O-C was very upset and handed her $30 to the guy saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
He replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
A O-C said , "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."
The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building, preparing to jump.
A O-C looked at the guy and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
He said, "You know what, I bet he will." A O-C said , "I bet he won't." He lays $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!”
Just as she placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, hitting the ground like a squashed melon.
A O-C was very upset and handed her $30 to the guy saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
He replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
A O-C said , "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."