Biden Gaffes

[IndySteel]

Sounds like Flog is one of Biden's speech writers...

Thank Goodness: Joe Biden Believes in ‘Rational’ Gun Policy – Like Not Having ’50 Clips in a Weapon’
Posted at 8:45 pm on February 9, 2020 by Alex Parker


Democratic presidential candidate former Vice President Joe Biden at a caucus night campaign rally on Monday, Feb. 3, 2020, in Des Moines, Iowa with Jill Biden. (AP Photo/John Locher)

You know what kind of gun policy is super boss?

The rational kind.

Thankfully, that’s exactly what Joe Biden’s serving up.

The 2020 hopeful explained on Sunday that a “rational policy” means y’all can’t have “50 clips in a weapon.”

Got that? You know how you’ve been stuffing 50 clips into your rifle? Well it’s rationally time you stopped.

I’d like to add:

Immediately cease shoving 50 guns into one holster.

You look ridiculous.

Yet more philosophical waxing on the campaign trail from the former VP:

“An AK-47 wouldn’t protect you from a tyrannical government.”

#Comforting

In New Hampshire, Joe surmised that schools have to run active shooter drills “because we’re unwilling to have a rational policy that says you cannot have 20, 30, 40, 50 clips in a weapon”:

Oh, well. At least you can still put 19 clips in your Glock.

As reported by The Daily Wire, Joe also claimed the following:

“I now have over 58% of the NRA members acknowledging that you cannot own an assault weapon. There is no need for it. You can’t have a magazine that is more than 10 rounds in it.”

What does that mean?


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Alex Parker

TDW doesn’t know:

The Daily Wire contacted The National Rifle Association (NRA) to inquire about which poll Biden got his statistics from and was informed that Biden’s claims are false because the NRA is a private organization that does not give out information on its members, let alone for polling purposes.

Back to that AK thing, Ice Cube is out of luck:

“Those who say, ‘The tree of liberty is watered with the blood of patriots’ – a great line, well, guess what: The fact is, if you’re going to take on the government, you need an F-15 with Hellfire Missiles. There is no way an AK-47 is going to take care of you if you’re worried about the government knocking down your door.”

So you got it? A guy running for the top spot in the government is saying there’s no way you could protect yourself from its tyranny. They have jets and gigantic guns; you have nothing but your 19-clipped M110 Howitzer.

#2020Biden

Twitter bulleted back:

Well, one thing’s for sure: in the Hall of 2nd Amendment Heroes, Joe Biden isn’t poised to procure wall space any time soon.

Same goes for the Museum of Making Sense.

 

[SteelChip]

 

[Steeltime]

Biden is slipping in the polls. Money will dry up. It all depends on how he fares in south Carolina.

His money has already dried up. He is finished. Cannot believe the stuttering, Alzheimer suffering, moronic, lying, insulting fossil continues to waste his time on a losing campaign.

Jesus Christ, Jeb Bush ran a better campaign.

 

[deljzc]

Biden has been hard to watch over the last couple of months. Unless Barry or Moose Obama come out and endorses him (which they won't), he will underperform in South Carolina and that could be the fork in his campaign. Christ, that's still 19 more days of his campaign just bleeding out and the media acting like the vultures they are.

 

[Steeltime]

Biden has been hard to watch over the last couple of months. Unless Barry or Moose Obama come out and endorses him (which they won't), he will underperform in South Carolina and that could be the fork in his campaign. Christ, that's still 19 more days of his campaign just bleeding out ...

Eloquent Uncle Joe responds:

 

[Steeltime]

 

[Steelworth]

Eloquent Uncle Joe responds:

I'm going to have to check with the experts in the MSM to see if that picture's doctored.

 

[Tim Steelersfan]

I'm....ummm....just gonna drop this right here. And scurry away. No words.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Narrator: Joe Biden is, decidedly, not back. Alright. <a href="https://t.co/Ax4WJjqPEP">pic.twitter.com/Ax4WJjqPEP</a></p>— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) <a href="https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1226934690075987969?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 10, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

 

[Sarge]

I'm....ummm....just gonna drop this right here. And scurry away. No words.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Narrator: Joe Biden is, decidedly, not back. Alright. <a href="https://t.co/Ax4WJjqPEP">pic.twitter.com/Ax4WJjqPEP</a></p>— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) <a href="https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1226934690075987969?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 10, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Man, that is cringe worthy. Whatever. They like the guy. he has no chance of being president, but to each his/her own, I guess.

 

[Sarge]

You know, the part I am trying to figure out is this.....Joe Biden is falling back. Way back. When he speaks, it is to a group of 20-30 people. He needs every one of their votes. In the middle of that, he insults some of them. I'm no election strategist, but it seems to me that if you want someone to vote for you, you probably shouldn't call them 'fat' or a 'lying, dog-faced pony soldier.' Then again, this is 21st century America, and when you think you have seen it all, someone says "Hold my beer."

 

[Steeltime]

You know, the part I am trying to figure out is this.....Joe Biden is falling back. Way back. When he speaks, it is to a group of 20-30 people. He needs every one of their votes. In the middle of that, he insults some of them. I'm no election strategist, but it seems to me that if you want someone to vote for you, you probably shouldn't call them 'fat' or a 'lying, dog-faced pony soldier.' Then again, this is 21st century America, and when you think you have seen it all, someone says "Hold my beer."

Remember when Biden went off on a guy for suggesting he is too old, called the guy "fat," and challenged him to an IQ test and a push-up contest? That was Biden at the top of his game.

Oh, and this is the third time Creepy Joe has run for President. After today's outcome, he will have scored exactly as many primary wins as I have.

 

[IndySteel]

Sleepy Creepy is getting his *** handed to him in New Hampshire. He bailed out early this morning so he won't face the humiliation there in person. They say he could finish in 5th place. He's done...

 

[hamster]

 

[xjx]

Biden will have pushup contests with Putin And President Xi from China. They are quaking in their boots.

 

[stevielee]

Remember when Biden went off on a guy for suggesting he is too old, called the guy "fat," and challenged him to an IQ test and a push-up contest? That was Biden at the top of his game.

Oh, and this is the third time Creepy Joe has run for President. After today's outcome, he will have scored exactly as many primary wins as I have.

Electile dysfunction

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[Steeltime]

I am rooting for Biden to stay in the race a bit longer, solely for comedic value. I genuinely expect him to take a swing at somebody during one of his rare public appearances, miss, and break a hip when he falls.

 

[Steelworth]

I am rooting for Biden to stay in the race a bit longer, solely for comedic value. I genuinely expect him to take a swing at somebody during one of his rare public appearances, miss, and break a hip when he falls.

 

[Steelr4evr]

Biden is just a grumpy old man. I don't think he has any interest in winning. The stuff he says basically screams I don't give a **** at all.

 

[deljzc]

Even my wife, who is a die hard democrat (hates Trump) and we LIVE IN DELAWARE is now realizing Biden is just way too old.

Look, it is a legitimate topic about Trump, who was 70 when he came in and will be 78 when he leaves.

Biden would be 78 when he comes in and 82 when he leaves. That's just crazy. Unfortunately, I just know too many people in their 70's and that decade is rough on folks. There is a big difference physically between 40 and 50 (metabolism changes). A big difference between 50 and 60 (joints stop working). A big difference between 60 and 70 (strength disappears). And in the 70's is when your mind starts to go. By 80, there isn't much left. Certainly enough to be retired and lead a happy life, but President of the United States? At 80? Come on....

 

[Tim Steelersfan]

He's toast, but still fun to pick on.

Joe Biden – My son was Attorney General of the United States…

At a CNN Town Hall, the former Vice President claimed, “My son, the one who, my deceased son, was the Attorney General of the United States, and before that, he was a federal prosecutor in one of the largest offices in the country in Philadelphia.”


Beau was the Attorney General of Delaware.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">FACT CHECK FOR JOE BIDEN:<br><br>Your son was not the "Attorney General of the United States." <a href="https://t.co/QnoT0xKvCW">pic.twitter.com/QnoT0xKvCW</a></p>— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) <a href="https://twitter.com/SteveGuest/status/1230665048265252867?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 21, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Even my wife, who is a die hard democrat (hates Trump) and we LIVE IN DELAWARE is now realizing Biden is just way too old.

Remind her that she can vote Libertarian.

 

[Tim Steelersfan]

The man is like a vending machine. He just keeps giving.

Selective memory Joe strikes again: Biden says he ‘became a professor’ after departing the White House

Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden seemed to be struggling with his selective memory again at a campaign event in South Carolina.

The former vice president told his Georgetown audience this week that he “became a professor” after leaving the White House in 2017, despite the fact that he never taught a single class.

Though Biden was named the “Benjamin Franklin Presidential Practice Professor” for the University of Pennsylvania in 2017, the school apparently never expected him to actually teach any classes.

Biden baffled voters with his claim, adding to a growing list of gaffes, misstatements and distorted recollections that have plagued the 77-year-old Democrat.

“When I got out of teaching – excuse me – when I got out of the United States Senate, instead of taking a Wall Street job, they’re not bad…but instead of doing the things I never did before, I figured I wasn’t going to change all these years of what I was comfortable doing,” Biden rambled.

“So I became a teacher, I became a professor,” he said.

“But here’s the deal, I also wrote a book about my son because I wanted people to know what a remarkable kid my son was,” he added, referring to Beau Biden, an Iraq War veteran who served as the attorney general of Delaware and died at the age of 46 after a battle with brain cancer. “It stunned me, I didn’t realize it, I made a lot of money.”

But Biden’s educational stint was not quite accurate, and did not follow on the heels of his Senate departure but came at the end of his tenure as vice president in the Obama administration.

An article in The Daily Pennsylvanian in 2017 declared in its headline “No One Is Really Sure What Joe Biden Will Be Doing At Penn,” and reported that “administrators, professors and politically minded students alike are still confused about the nature of his role at the University.”

Biden spokesperson Kate Bedingfield told the news outlet at the time that the former vice president would not be teaching classes. University spokesperson Stephen MacCarthy said the “details are still being ironed out” on Biden’s role a few weeks after he was hired in February 2017, soon after he left office.

Vice Provost Anita Allen indicated that Biden was hired to “lead the Washington D.C. Penn Biden Center” though that did not open until 2018. Biden reportedly he took a leave of absence in April 2019 to launch his presidential bid. He was reportedly paid $776,527 by the school for four speeches in 2017 and another four speeches in 2018.

“Joe Biden is paid an egregious amount of money for the limited amount of work that he does on this campus,” student James Morrison wrote last year, noting that his salary was $371,159 in 2017 and $405,368 in 2018.

Morrison argued that the university was “paying an awful lot of money for someone whose job more or less boils down to being a PR prop.”

Biden’s stretching of the facts during this week’s campaign event followed clarifications he was forced to make about claims that he was arrested in the 1970s as he sought to meet with anti-apartheid leader Nelson Mandela in South Africa.

“When I said ‘arrested’ I meant I was not able to move, cops would not let me go with them and made me stay where I was,” he told CNN. “I guess I wasn’t arrested, I was stopped, I was not able to move where I wanted to go.”

 

[Steelworth]

This was apparently something that actually happened earlier today:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Has anyone tried calling his family to see if he’s safe? Has the home located him? <a href="https://t.co/crrVzpZ25P">https://t.co/crrVzpZ25P</a></p>— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) <a href="https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/1234279223012888576?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 2, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

 

[Steeltime]

Biden has been flat-out lying about his academic record and work history for more than two generations. 1988: Caught stealing somebody else's work, plagiarism, back when being caught doing something like that disqualified a candidate:

Biden Admits Plagiarism in School But Says It Was Not 'Malevolent'

https://www.nytimes.com/1987/09/18/...in-school-but-says-it-was-not-malevolent.html

The vice president was forced to withdraw from the presidential race after Maureen Dowd of the New York Times exposed his plagiarized speech. Allegations followed that Biden lifted parts of other speeches from Hubert Humphrey, Robert Kennedy, and JFK.

https://wtvr.com/2016/07/19/joe-biden-plagiarism/

And lies about his academic record:

In his statement today, Mr. Biden, who attended the Syracuse College of Law and graduated 76th in a class of 85, acknowledged: “I did not graduate in the top half of my class at law school and my recollection of this was inacurate.”

As for receiving three degrees, Mr. Biden said: “I graduated from the University of Delaware with a double major in history and political science. My reference to degrees at the Claremont event was intended to refer to these majors – I said ‘three’ and should have said ‘two.'” Mr. Biden received a single B.A. in history and political science.

”With regard to my being the outstanding student in the political science department,” the statement went on. “My name was put up for that award by David Ingersoll, who is still at the University of Delaware.” In the Sunday interview, Mr. Biden said of his claim that he went to school on full academic scholarship: ”My recollection is – and I’d have to confirm this – but I don’t recall paying any money to go to law school.” Newsweek said Mr. Biden had gone to Syracuse ”on half scholarship based on financial need.”

In his statement today, Mr. Biden did not directly dispute this, but said he received a scholarship from the Syracuse University College of Law “based in part on academics” as well as a grant from the Higher Education Scholarship Fund of the state of Delaware. He said the law school “arranged for my first year’s room and board by placing me as an assitant resident adviser in the undergraduate school.”

https://www.motherjones.com/politic...oe-biden-lied-about-his-academic-credentials/

Of course, the information above is from right-wing sites, the NY Times and Mother Jones so ...

Biden has been a chest-puffing liar his entire life. He barely scraped by at the bottom of the class in one of the shittiest law schools in America, never worked as an attorney because he is too stupid to do so, has fed on the government tit his entire life, and is a pathological liar about his schooling, achievements, Corn Pop, etc.

And he is considered a legitimate candidate by the (D)ims.

 

[Confluence]

Biden has been flat-out lying about his academic record and work history for more than two generations. 1988: Caught stealing somebody else's work, plagiarism, back when being caught doing something like that disqualified a candidate:



https://www.nytimes.com/1987/09/18/...in-school-but-says-it-was-not-malevolent.html



https://wtvr.com/2016/07/19/joe-biden-plagiarism/

And lies about his academic record:



https://www.motherjones.com/politic...oe-biden-lied-about-his-academic-credentials/

Of course, the information above is from right-wing sites, the NY Times and Mother Jones so ...

Biden has been a chest-puffing liar his entire life. He barely scraped by at the bottom of the class in one of the shittiest law schools in America, never worked as an attorney because he is too stupid to do so, has fed on the government tit his entire life, and is a pathological liar about his schooling, achievements, Corn Pop, etc.

And he is considered a legitimate candidate by the (D)ims.

Well, at least he know some of the biz leaders of Ukraine and China.

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