Not to interfere with their pending George Floyd and Jacob Blake blessed sainthood, but I would like to point out that St. Floyd beat up a pregnant woman and pointed a loaded gun at her unborn baby.
The 46-year-old had left behind his past in Houston after being released from prison stemming from a 2007 robbery. He plead guilty to entering a woman’s home, pointing a gun at her stomach and searching the home for drugs and money, according to court records.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...lis-start-new-life-released-prison-Texas.html
I know, I know, even saints have bad days, and the fact that poor woman survived is apparently one of St. Floyd's miracles meriting sainthood, but still ...
And I know St. Floyd was trying to get behind the wheel though so high from a combination of drugs - a lethal dose, mind you - that it would have been a miracle for him not to kill somebody.
Hey, THE SECOND MIRACLE!! Welcome to heaven, St. Floyd, you paragon of virtue, you fentanyl-downing, doped-up driving blesser of all he touches. And punches. And aims weapons at.
As to St. Blake, he may have raped a minor, but dammit, she asked for it!! It's a miracle the douchebag was not killed by the girl's father.
THE FIRST MIRACLE!!
And how great is St. Blake? He was violating a restraining order to visit the rape vict ... ehhh, object of his unwanted affections, simply to offer his apologies.
And to steal her car. The car was out of gas, but miracle of miracles, St. Blake was going to get the thing running anyway.
THE SECOND MIRACLE!!
Praise be and pass the wine chalice!!