Wk 1 Sept. 7 — at New York Jets, 1 p.m. (Sun)
- why we win... New head coaches rarely win their opener...
- why we lose... Fields knows how to exploit our teams weakness
Wk 2 Sept. 14 — Seattle Seahawks, 1 pm (Sun)
- why we win...Its the home opener vs a west coast team.. Sam Darnold doesnt
- why we lose... The New seahawk Oline stymies the pass rush
Wk 3 Sept. 21 — at New England Patriots, 1 pm (Sun)
- why we win... New England hasnt been a great team of late..
- why we lose... Its the Pats... Tomlin likes irrationally losing to them
Wk 4 Sept. 28 — Minnesota Vikings in Dublin, Ireland, 9:30 am (Sun)
- why we win... the Vikings QB isnt a sure thing... plus euro trips tend to be total toss ups... the crowd should be heavily steelers fans...
- why we lose... I mean the vikings are a really good team if the qb pans out and I dont think they have ever lost an international game
Wk 5 Oct. 5 — Bye... early byes are almost always a loss
Wk 6 Oct. 12 — Cleveland Browns, 1 pm (Sun)
- why we win... its a Home game vs the Browns after a Bye... the Browns will be coming back from London...
Tomlin has a sterling record after Bye weeks.. teams coming off euro trips have a terrible one
- why we lose... easily the most winnable game on the schefule, so its highly likely we lose it
Wk 7 Oct. 16 — at Cincinnati Bengals, 8:15 pm (Thu)
- why we win... if the Bengals havent solved their defense issue, then any QB issues we have wont matter...plus this is typically about the time their offensive toys start breaking down... also Tomlin teams do well in prime time
- why we lose... short week vs a high powered offense... joe exotic finds his mojo this season... this also is about the time in tge schedule Cinci starts actually playing trying to dig itself out of an early season hole
Wk 8 Oct. 26 — Green Bay Packers, 8:20 pm (Sun)
- why we win... again, with extra prep time, and in prime time, Tomlin teams have great records. Arod gets his second revenge game
- why we lose.... The Pack are a solid team and Love would love to beat his former non mentor, if he is actually here by then....
Nov. 2 — Indianapolis Colts, 1 pm (Sun)
- why we win... Its probably gonna be Daniel jones starting behind an oline who is down a couple starters..
- why we lose... we love to lose to crappy qbs...
Nov. 9 — at Los Angeles Chargers, 8:20 pm (Sun)
- why we win... Prime Time game...
- why we lose... west coast game, also we almost certainly are gonna see Angry running Najeh this game
Nov. 16 — Cincinnati Bengals, 1 pm (Sun)
- why we win...Home division game...
- why we lose...the Bengals offense goes on a run and this is about the time our D gets figured out or injuries kill us
Nov 23 — at Chicago Bears, 1 pm (Sun)
- why we win... the bears have a universally lauded offseason... means they probably suck this year
- why we lose...we always lose to sucky teams later in the season
Nov. 30 — Buffalo Bills, 4:25 pm (Sun)
- why we win... i guess we are due? And we are home.. and it should be a national game
- why we lose... Tomlin doesnt coach well vs his W&M alumni buddy... plus Allen is a beast
Dec. 7 — at Baltimore Ravens, 1 pm (Sun)
- why we win... **** Harbaugh teams
- why we lose... ****, Harbaugh teams
Dec. 15 — Miami Dolphins, 8:15 pm (Mon)
- why we win... its a Monday night home game. Its a win
- why we lose... Tuas concussions make him think he is Batman... nobody beats Batman
Dec. 21 — at Detroit Lions, 4:25 pm (Sun)
- why we win...the offseason coordinator changes ruin the lions
- why we lose... The lions are a damn good team
Dec. 28 — at Cleveland Browns, 1 pm (Sun)
- why we win... Cleveland likely has mailed in the season by now and doesnt care
- why we lose... Kenny Pickett demands his vengence... also by now old man Rodgers is broken and Garrett finishes his life goal of concussing rudolph with his own helmet
Jan. 3-4 — Baltimore Ravens, TBD (Sat or Sun)
- why we win... Ravens are sitting starters
- why we lose...we are sitting starters