You can't make this **** up...
Trump's campaign manager was arrested for grabbing a reporter, so he hired a lawyer fired for biting a stripper
http://boingboing.net/2016/03/29/trump-campaign-manager-arreste.html
With the release of more footage showing Donald Trump Campaign Manager Corey Lewandowski manhandling Breitbart reporter Michelle Fields, he's been charged with battery by Jupiter police. Lewandowski's lawyer turns out to be Kendall Coffey, a former U.S. Attorney who lost his job after biting a stripper.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Lewandowski’s lawyer: <a href="https://t.co/JAVQyl34Nx">https://t.co/JAVQyl34Nx</a><br><br>… resigned as US Atty after biting a stripper <a href="https://t.co/KPkxH9yrQE">https://t.co/KPkxH9yrQE</a> <a href="https://t.co/ZkZsYKBitV">pic.twitter.com/ZkZsYKBitV</a></p>— Jamison Foser (@jamisonfoser) <a href="https://twitter.com/jamisonfoser/status/714836191497981952">March 29, 2016</a></blockquote>
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