Steeltime, for $14,000 you should be able to find an illegal to mow your lawn AND give you a blowjob once a week. Two for one special.
Yeah, the ones who mow lawns are not getting anywhere near my privates.
And what do I actually get? A pothole at the end of my block that fills with runoff water and is guaranteed to splash on my newly-washed car.
**** California.