After yet another playoff debacle, I can all but guarantee that Steelers fans will hear the following:
- "We need to do better so we're going back to the lab." The same lab that has produced a combination of Frankenstein's monster and COVID but anyhoo ...
- "We will focus on improving the running game." Just like the last 5 years of focus on improving the running game so there's that.
- "Our goal is to win a championship." Meaning the "never had a losing season trophy," but hey, it's one type of championship, right?
- "We are not satisfied with how the season turned out." Wait, re-runs again? Haven't we seen this for 16 straight years?
- "The team has to make more splash plays." Oh, they make a TON of splash plays, and I mean Rosie O'Donnell belly-flop splash, but those involved watching the other teams complete another zillion passes to receivers wide open in the middle of the field.
The same coaches will be back, very likely without the QB depth 2024 saw, and the results are as predictable as the sun rising in the East and Mike Tomlin getting lauded as a great coach for "never having a losing season."