Government Lifts Ban to Allow Scientists to Make Human-Animal Hybrids

[Spike]

Finally, I can agree


NIH Plans To Lift Ban On Research Funds For Part-Human, Part-Animal Embryos

The federal government announced plans Thursday to lift a moratorium on funding of certain controversial experiments that use human stem cells to create animal embryos that are partly human.

The National Institutes of Health is proposing a new policy to permit scientists to get federal money to make embryos, known as chimeras, under certain carefully monitored conditions.

http://www.npr.org/sections/health-...arch-funds-for-part-human-part-animal-embryos

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Time to begin designing human hybrids for space.

We should immediately begin steps to genetically alter our species for off world mining colonies - improved radiation resistance is a must and prehensile tails would be handy for getting around in low gravity habitats.

Get crackin'

 

[ark steel]

Well, im just glad we have the extra money laying around.....

 

[Steeltime]

Well, im just glad we have the extra money laying around.....

We have so much goddamn money laying around, we have had to start shipping it to Iran just to make room for the new money.

 

[MTC]

Create a new breed of "super workers" so MTC can make easy money off "super worker" labor and sit back and relax all day. I'm looking on carrying business policies/ethics similar to Nike.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Maybe they can genetically engineer cornerbacks and linebackers who won't blow out knees and ankles.

 

[Spike]

Did you ever see the movie Splice?

 

[Spike]

Well, im just glad we have the extra money laying around.....

It's for the children

 

[Vis]

 

[DBS1970]

Did you ever see the movie Splice?

Yep.

A hot French Broad played Dren.

 

[IndySteel]

I want one of those things that looks like Nitiri from Avatar.