Kid Rock Campaign Speech

[Ron Burgundy]

I might have to move to Michigan just so I can vote for him.
*Audio NSFW*

 

[Yinzerlyn]

YES!!!!

Is he running as Kid Rock or as Robert Ritchie???

 

[Tim Steelersfan]

I might have to move to Michigan just so I can vote for him.
*Audio NSFW*

 

[Ron Burgundy]

YES!!!!

Is he running as Kid Rock or as Robert Ritchie???

I heard he has to use his legal name. If Al Franken could win a Senate office anything is possible.

 

[Elfiero]

"Holding my d*** ready to address the whole country."

I'm going to have to switch to the republican party because I
hate where the country is going...I want my country back, that shining city on a hill...............................................

You people are a joke that the best Hollywood writer writing the worst B movie parody could not make up.

 

[Elfiero]

I heard he has to use his legal name. If Al Franken could win a Senate office anything is possible.

Franken is actually intelligent, of course that has never been a requirement on the other side of the aisle.

 

[Supersteeler]

"Holding my d*** ready to address the whole country."

I'm going to have to switch to the republican party because I
hate where the country is going...I want my country back, that shining city on a hill...............................................

You people are a joke that the best Hollywood writer writing the worst B movie parody could not make up.

The last guy you said that about is sitting in the White House.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Franken is actually intelligent, of course that has never been a requirement on the other side of the aisle.

That's your opinion. Remember, he only won because they kept recounting ballots until they came up with enough for him to win.

 

[Yinzerlyn]

I heard he has to use his legal name. If Al Franken could win a Senate office anything is possible.

Let's not forget AH-nold, Jesse Ventura, and Sonny Bono winning elections as well.

 

[Steelr4evr]

The only joke are the ******** out of power all around the country. Maybe California will break away from the republic and all of the leftist turds can go live in that clusterfuck. A guy can dream. You know I'm a dreamer,but my hearts of gold.... -MC

 

[Tim Steelersfan]

Let's not forget AH-nold, Jesse Ventura, and Sonny Bono winning elections as well.

Our resident Jewish African American Transgender Hispanic Queer will tell you they are intelligent though..................................................

 

[Ron Burgundy]

"Holding my d*** ready to address the whole country."

I'm going to have to switch to the republican party because I
hate where the country is going...I want my country back, that shining city on a hill...............................................

You people are a joke that the best Hollywood writer writing the worst B movie parody could not make up.

That just might get him elected in Michigan though.

 

[Shane Falco]

Lest we forget, Ronald Regan

 

[Supersteeler]

Lest we forget, Ronald Regan

Ronald Reagan?! The actor?! Who's Vice President.....Jerry Lewis!?!?

 

[Yinzerlyn]

Lest we forget, Ronald Regan

Reagan was incredible.

 

[Elfiero]

Reagan was incredible.

Yeah he was............................................... ....

 

[Tim Steelersfan]

Game Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ron Burgundy]

 

[SCSteeler4life]

Every time I heard the name Bennett I change the channel. It's a great game try it.

 

[DBS1970]

That's your opinion. Remember, he only won because they kept recounting ballots until they came up with enough for him to win.

And it came down to a bunch of votes "found" in brown paper bags locked in the trunk of a car if I remember correctly.

 

[DBS1970]

Franken is actually intelligent, of course that has never been a requirement on the other side of the aisle.

Get the **** outa here.