The douche is strong in this bag.
Spreadsheet, jizz, Kobe, spreadsheet.
You CLAIM to have been here 10 years, yet you still:
1) have zero understanding of saracasm
2) can't understand when someone is simply ******* with you
3) do not have any iota of how the two above points can be combined into one
Yeah, I realize all of that. But at this point, you're (seriously) bringing me up in every goddamn thread. Jesus H, there was a thread not long ago in General Discussion after I hadn't posted on here in ******* MONTHS in which you were STILL talking about me. I enjoy ribbing, but tracking me across the vast reaches of the internet is just silly.
You Googled my ******* username to find me on other message boards. ******* A!!
I also find it funny that you cannot, will not tolerate having it done back to you. Say one goddamn word about you, and you're e-******** your pants for months. You're quite possibly the most delicate little flower in the history of this board.. which says something.
I've come to grips with the fact that you're nothing more than a whiny, douchebag parrot of exceedingly self-import who claims to do no wrong and know no wrong.
There is a significant difference between guys like Dobre, TMC and you. Hell, there's even a canyon of difference between Vader and you. The three aforementioned, in my opinion, will at least argue a point and sometimes even take a ribbing here and there. YOU, on the other hand, get up on your white horse, ride that ****** into the top of a castle and claim your opinion the be all end all of all opinions on any such matter.
Over and over and over and over, I have listed the numerous topics on which I've been dead wrong. Numerous. Probably 8-10 examples come readily to mind. TMC has whomped my *** in debate on here more than once. This **** about me thinking I have some flawless football intellect is something you and your puppydog have dreamt up. I think you feel that way because I called out your copy-paste bullshit around draft time and thought it was absurd that you were ripping the opinions of those who have actually watched the guys plays and can identify them in a ******* lineup.
Read this thread alone and you will see numerous examples of me admitting to being wrong. Too many for me to even ******* list. This isn't even a strawman; it's just sheer bullshit.
Yes, ****** I did shoot ball one day with Jalen Rose. Never did I say that made me a basketball expert. Hell, I've been in the same gym as Penny Hardaway. There are quite a few athletes I've come into contact with during my life. To say that "shooting ball with Jalen Rose" is what makes me an expert on basketball is either ridiculous or it could even be just to **** with you. Maybe even both.
It's exactly what you told me. That I could never understand the game the way you do, because you once shot free throws with Jalen Rose. Couldn't make it up if I tried. It was in the midst of (another) kicking, screaming "I hate Idioteque!!!!!!!" rant, which is why I assume it was serious.
You continue claiming that I stalked you from board to board to board to board to board to board to board to board to board to board to board to board to board to board to board to board ... yet I've shown you every single post I made at Steeler Fever. Want my username and password? Good God. Click on the username and you can see the number of posts I made. How incredibly difficult is it to then make some connection that isnt there to an idea you've concocted in order to self inflate your own self-importance?
And here on the internet, it would be IMPOSSIBLE to register multiple user names on a message board. Par only does it once every 2-3 weeks or so.
But OK. It was someone else who used your constantly-spouted catchphrase. (A catchphrase that does not exist beyond this board, BTW.) And talked only to me, and only about Lawrence Timmons, using your EXACT phrasing, EXACT wording, and had some vendetta for me. Then stopped posting there the day this board re-opened. That seems much, much more likely.
As for the Kobe Bryant bullshit ... it was NOT just me who did that. I think more than a couple handful of posters were exhausted from your man-love with Kobe's testicles and then began ******* with you about it.
You ere the only one who spent days at a time following me from thread to thread, changing every subject to Kobe ******* Bryant. And unlike Par, FAB, and the others who ribbed me over the Lakers... you're the only one who did it for YEARS on end, and the only one who's a sheer ******* douchebag.
Guys on this board who have a ******* sense of humor are the ones who can take a good joke. Gump is one. Coryea is another. Buff, ark, DBS, FAB, BAS, aries...the list goes on. But, that is not a list you would make. Sion would make the list before you did.
Of course. I have no sense of humor. This paragraph, like most of your posts, is flaming ******* wreckage.
Yes, I know. Jizz, blowjobs, Kobe, jizz, Kobe, blowjobs, spreadsheet, spreadsheet, jizz, jizz, jizz, jizz. We get it.