At best, you'd get a mug of coffee thrown in your face. Surely that's not out of the ordinary, for an *** hole like you. Run along, boy.
Ooooh, better set your witness protection plan in motion, Confluence! Tibby the Lecturer has been unleashed! Xe will wag his finger and lecture you about America while riding the bus back to Xe's studio apartment in Hungary! Tremble in fear, as does Pootin, at the mere thought of being scolded by the all-powerful keyboard warrior leftist, Tibilo the Lecturer!!
"All shall love me and despair ... at how racist and misogynistic they are!!"
- Tibilo the Lecturer