Trump - Make America Great Again!

[DBS1970]

So long as you stay outside of US territory I'm good Tibs. I doubt you know anything about decency, honesty or hard work though. Thieving, lazy socialists rarely do.

 

[Tibs]

*for the US, sorry typo. I mean that I proudly represent my country wherever I am. An ambassador in my own mind, if you will.

 

[Tibs]

So long as you stay outside of US territory I'm good Tibs. I doubt you know anything about decency, honesty or hard work though. Thriving, lazy socialists rarely do.

You are such a tool. You know nothing about me, nor what I have accomplished. I'll stop responding to you, don't like conversing with snobbish, petty right-wingers. Have a nice day, jackass.

 

[Stryker]

How do you suck a Bag of Dicks? Do you do it one at a time? Do you just lick the tips? Do you try to force as many as you can into your mouth like a hotdog eating contest?

 

[CharlesDavenport]

*for the US, sorry typo. I mean that I proudly represent my country wherever I am. An ambassador in my own mind, if you will.

Ah. President Trump thanks you in advance for that.

 

[Tibs]

How do you suck a Bag of Dicks? Do you do it one at a time? Do you just lick the tips? Do you try to force as many as you can into your mouth like a hotdog eating contest?

 

[DBS1970]

Tibs,

Fair enough. I don't wish you well but I don't wish you ill either, you are a non-person to me.

Carry-on asshat.

 

[Tibs]

Ah. President Trump thanks you in advance for that.

Believe me, the Bush years were tough, but I did my best.

 

[IndySteel]

This is the greatest thread ever!

I'll post pics of Trump Chicago when I get back to my office on Monday. This place is BADASS.

 

[Tibs]

I'll post pics of Trump Chicago when I get back to my office on Monday.

No worries Indy, I'll post some for you to hold you through the weekend.

 

[Yinzerlyn]

How do you suck a Bag of Dicks? Do you do it one at a time? Do you just lick the tips? Do you try to force as many as you can into your mouth like a hotdog eating contest?

You don't SUCK them. You EAT them. Like biting into a hot dog.

 

[SteelerInLebanon]

No worries Indy, I'll post some for you to hold you through the weekend.

Is this the Tibs family reunion?

 

[Tibs]

Trump’s getting trounced in Indiana
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/04/donald-trump-indiana-primary-221747?cmpid=sf#ixzz45KbwOigU

The state hasn’t even voted and convention delegates are already lined up against the front-runner.

Indiana hasn’t cast its ballots for president yet, but Donald Trump is already losing.

Republican Party insiders in the state will select 27 delegates to the national convention on Saturday, and Trump is assured to be nearly shut out of support, according to interviews with a dozen party leaders and officials involved in the delegate selection process. Anti-Trump sentiment runs hot among GOP leadership in Indiana, and it’s driving a virulent rejection of the mogul among likely delegates.

“If Satan had the lead on him and was one delegate away from being nominated as our candidate, and Donald Trump was the alternative, I might vote for Donald Trump,” said Craig Dunn, a local GOP leader who is running to represent Indiana’s 4th Congressional District at the national convention in Cleveland. “I’ve always wanted to own a casino, but he couldn’t give me a casino and have me vote for him.”

Indiana GOP insiders are working to engineer slates of delegates — three from each of nine congressional districts — that will turn their backs on Trump at a contested convention in July. Another 27 will be elected at a state committee meeting next week.

Indiana’s delegates will be bound to the results of the state’s May 3 primary on the first vote in Cleveland, and Trump is expected to be competitive in that contest. (There is no current public polling of the state, but several GOP leaders suggested he'd be competitive in at least a couple of the state's nine Congressional districts.) But if Trump fails to clinch the nomination, they’ll be free to vote their conscience — and that means a rapid rejection of Trump. The state’s Republican national committeeman, John Hammond, has vocally called to reject Trump as well.

That would mark just another blow to Trump’s chances, should the convention go to a second ballot as expected. Though he’s won more votes and state primaries than rivals Ted Cruz and John Kasich, Trump has failed spectacularly to win separate delegate selection battles to his better-organized rivals. Though in most cases, he’s lost because of Cruz’s superior organization, Indiana appears to be a break from the norm. Most of the hostility to Trump there is homegrown.

“I believe we need a candidate that is likable, and I believe we need a candidate that is electable. And at this point, I have not seen any evidence for a general election that Donald Trump is electable,” said Kyle Babcock, a veteran Indiana GOP insider who’s on the 3rd Congressional District delegate slate. Babcock said Trump is his third choice among the three remaining candidates. He’s leaning toward Kasich, he said, because he prizes electability and reclaiming the White House in November.

 

[Spike]

Poor Tibs, I worry about him - now that Lord Bernie is under attack he's putting on crusade armor to fight the Holy War .

He's gonna get nicked and I heard he's a bleeder.

 

[mightyguru]

So much for your credibility.

My opinions don't need anyone's approval. This thread is pretty awesome though. Drumpf....whatayagonnado? He's already supplied me with more guffaws than Boosh ever did....and that ******* hair. Holy ****. He's the perfect American manbearpig. I seriously wouldn't mind him winning it all. It would be a ******* spectacle.

 

[Tibs]

My opinions don't need anyone's approval.

Agreed, but if IndySteel doesn't approve of your posts you can be damn well sure you're heading down the right path. Consider it an iron-clad seal of approval.

This thread is pretty awesome though. Drumpf....whatayagonnado? He's already supplied me with more guffaws than Boosh ever did....and that ******* hair. Holy ****. He's the perfect American manbearpig. I seriously wouldn't mind him winning it all. It would be a ******* spectacle.

Agreed, Trump and his supporters have provided an endless stream of hilarity. Hardly a day goes by when I'm not laughing my *** off from something he - or the Trump Team here on the board - has written or said. I'd welcome this amount of levity if Trump were to be elected, if the stakes weren't so high for the POTUS. Maybe he could run for mayor or city councilman, just to stay in the news. Trump is such a FUBAR clusterfuck, it's like a Monty Python movie. I'm still waiting for them to let the cat out of the bag and reveal the whole thing was a joke to begin with. No one with a sound mind would ever take him seriously. Yet evidently a WHOLE lot of people got duped and fell down the rabbit hole.

 

[Spike]

Quiet heathens, let Tibs worship his messiah if he wishes, who we are we to doubt the devoutness of his faith?


Is Bernie Sanders the Jewish messiah?

https://www.quora.com/Is-Bernie-Sanders-the-Jewish-messiah

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New Agers Back Socialist Sanders as Messiah

http://www.aim.org/aim-column/new-agers-back-socialist-sanders-as-messiah/

 

[mightyguru]

I thought Jesus was a Jew?

Ahhh, whatever...you're on a roll...please continue.

 

[madinsomniac]

Agreed, but if IndySteel doesn't approve of your posts you can be damn well sure you're heading down the right path. Consider it an iron-clad seal of approval.

Agreed, Trump and his supporters have provided an endless stream of hilarity. Hardly a day goes by when I'm not laughing my *** off from something he - or the Trump Team here on the board - has written or said. I'd welcome this amount of levity if Trump were to be elected, if the stakes weren't so high for the POTUS. Maybe he could run for mayor or city councilman, just to stay in the news. Trump is such a FUBAR clusterfuck, it's like a Monty Python movie. I'm still waiting for them to let the cat out of the bag and reveal the whole thing was a joke to begin with. No one with a sound mind would ever take him seriously. Yet evidently a WHOLE lot of people got duped and fell down the rabbit hole.

There is a very large contingent who believe that this was another attempt to siphon voters ala ross Perot for Bill gone horribly wrong. It would be hilarious if that was the case and he won ... well it would be funny up till he started world war 3 because he an Putin couldn't agree on whether their first meeting would have M&Ms or skittles or something stupid like that

 

[Stewey]

Agreed, Trump and his supporters have provided an endless stream of hilarity. Hardly a day goes by when I'm not laughing my *** off from something he - or the Trump Team here on the board - has written or said.

No doubt you shared the same sentiments back when Obama ran for president.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

And who can forget this classic?

 

[Steeltime]

Trump and his supporters have provided an endless stream of hilarity. Hardly a day goes by when I'm not laughing my *** off from something he - or the Trump Team here on the board - has written or said. I'd welcome this amount of levity if Trump were to be elected.

Look, I'm no Trump supporter, but for you to pretend like you have JFK running is ******* stupid.

Bernie Sanders is a nobody failure whose first wife walked out on him because he could not provide a ******* home, and who has literally never earned money in private industry, He has sucked the government tit his entire life, and his brilliant idea to fund an additional $16 trillion in spending is to "tax the rich" - who already pay 85 ******* percent of the taxes as it is, and who will simply hire more accountants and tax lawyers to hide more of their wages. Bernie Sanders can lecture me on "paying my fair share" when the ************ starts sending me money to pay my salary, instead of vice-versa.

Oh, and Hillary Clinton ... an abject failure at every relevant thing she has done. Marriage? Husband ****** every moving thing with a vagina, except her. Fail. Candidate in 2008? Fail. Secretary of State? Syria and Libya on line 1, Hildabeast. Fail. "Hillary care" in 1994? Fail. Lawyer? Investigated for illegal real estate dealings and questionable billing, and senior partner of law firm where she worked kills himself. Fail. National security and top secret document protection? Fail. Follow her own rules for e-mail communications? Fail. Protect American lives when the **** hits the fan? Fail. Tell the truth to family members whose loved ones had just been murdered and had their corpses dragged around? Fail. Make a big show about "holding Wall Street accountable" while earning millions off speaking fees to those same Wall Street groups? Fail. Invent idiotic "vast right-wing conspiracy" bullshit when husband caught having his **** sucked by an intern? Fail.

So your glory-holes are two geezers who promise to spend trillions with no ******* way to pay for their ridiculous promises, and who have spent a combined zero time working in private industry over the past 30 years. I hope both of them are put in the 8th circle of hell, with just one government nipple to fight over ... too stupid to realize that the nipple is empty, since it has been "filled" by what they paid in taxes while actually working in private industry.

 

[Tibs]

Bernie Sanders is a nobody failure whose first wife walked out on him because he could not provide a ******* home, and who has literally never earned money in private industry, He has sucked the government tit his entire life, and his brilliant idea to fund an additional $16 trillion in spending is to "tax the rich" - who already pay 85 ******* percent of the taxes as it is, and who will simply hire more accountants and tax lawyers to hide more of their wages. Bernie Sanders can lecture me on "paying my fair share" when the ************ starts sending me money to pay my salary, instead of vice-versa.

Thank you for regurgitating the usual, superficial misconceptions about Bernie Sanders. You should look into what his message is one of these days, see if there's something there more of substance that may be of interest to you.

 

[Confluence]

My opinions don't need anyone's approval. This thread is pretty awesome though. Drumpf....whatayagonnado? He's already supplied me with more guffaws than Boosh ever did....and that ******* hair. Holy ****. He's the perfect American manbearpig. I seriously wouldn't mind him winning it all. It would be a ******* spectacle.

They are all already a spectacle.

This should be called Survivor: POTUS or something that befits the entertainment piece that both sides have brought.

Is any of the remaining 4 Survivors even befitting of being called "presidential"?

I see 0-4, and a shitshow regardless.

Or maybe Final Four: WTF? would be a better title for this reality spoof on the population.

Yikes.

 

[CharlesDavenport]

Thank you for regurgitating the usual, superficial misconceptions about Bernie Sanders. You should look into what his message is one of these days, see if there's something there more of substance that may be of interest to you.

There isn't.