Friday afternoon I passed my Handgun Qualification Licensing (HQL) class in MD. Got to shoot 15 rounds through a G17 as well. 4 hour mandatory class. Included licensing, fingerprinting, what not. Wait 2-3 weeks, get approved, then go purchase a gun, fill out two more forms, pay more $$, wait 7 days, then can pick up said weapon.
Instructor shared a really cool fact, to the point of your post.
Each time a gun is sold in MD, it gets a sequentially-provided "license" number. So on January 1 of any year, the first gun sold in MD gets license #1. Next gun, license #2. So gun dealers can tell you specifically how many guns have been sold.
Instructor said in 2019, MD sold 14,831 guns to residents. He said "today is January 8. I sold a gun this morning, the license # for that gun was 3,147. In 8 days....over 20% of the annual total from the prior year was already sold.
People are lining up in droves buying guns.
I don't want to jump too hard on this, but what do you mean by "bumfuck" MD? Do you know where the stadium actually is?
Urban Dictionary says bumfuck means "the middle of nowhere" or a town in a low population density area.
FedEx Field is
INSIDE the Washington DC beltway. Perhaps you're not familiar with the geography here. That's as DC as DC gets without being inside DC, which from a square mileage standpoint, is actually tiny. FedEx Field is 3 miles from the DC border.
Think of the DC Metro area as 3 layers: DC itself, DC Inside the Beltway and the DC Metro Area which is outside the beltway.
DC includes DC proper (in blue below), DC Inside the Beltway is everything in yellow inside the metro Beltway, and everything outside the yellow is the 3rd part of the metro area. Locally, anything inside the Beltway is still considered "DC." Even outside the Beltway, you have very large population areas like Montgomery County, Fairfax County, PG County.
DC itself is tiny. 68 square miles only.
Regardless, FedEx Field is not in "bumfuck." It's dead at the heart of the urban area.
Bumfuck MD would be considered as these areas in yellow, like Western MD, the Eastern Shore or Southern MD.
You're probably thinking of Foxborough Stadium which is 35 minutes from Boston.