My boxers must not match enemy teams colors
Yeah, I stopped wearing Steelers gear on gameday as years past the more I put on, the more often we ended up losing those games. So I wear regular garb, but am keenly aware not to have on any boxers, socks, shirts etc in any color of that week's opposing team.
This season, I've stashed away a can of Old Spice
Alps deodorant, which I wear only on gamedays. The Alps are in Switzerland, where Ben's family is from, thus this practice of applying Alps deodorant keeps Ben upright and out of harm's way. You need only to glance at the decreased sack numbers this year to see for yourself how effective this has been.
I finally got my own Terrible Towel early in December, sent to me by some kind folks in the 'Burgh. We are undefeated ever since said towel is displayed prominently in my house. On gamedays, it rests in front of me on the coffee table, can't have nothing on it, or even touching it, and I give it a twirl during crowd shots on tv when fans are doing the same in the stadium. Again, how do you spell u-n-d-e-f-e-a-t-e-d?
The more nuanced I've been, the more games we've won. Needless to say, I've done everything I can and feel I'm a pretty big reason the Steelers are sitting where they are currently. Of course, I don't expect a thank you or a slap on the back from the Rooneys, Tomlin or the players. I do this for them, unsolicited. This Sunday will be no different, I'll be ready to put my hand in the pile.