What's Your True Sexual Orientation? Purple-Red Scale Is Here to Help You Find Out

[Spike]

The Purple-Red scale allows you to assign a number from zero to six to your level of same-sex or heterosexual attraction, but it also lets you label how you experience that attraction on a scale of A to F. A represents asexuality, or a total lack of interest in sex "besides friendship and/or aesthetic attraction," while F represents hypersexuality.

Pick your letter-number combo below:

https://mic.com/articles/126346/wha...scale-is-here-to-help-you-find-out#.ufnYujkRc

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More stuff to lie about to get in your pants, girls, watch out

 

[CoolieMan]

this is offensive to those like SDS that are attracted to other species

 

[MTC]

Ewww they are all hairy!!!

Wtf is this?!

 

[IndySteel]

F/E 0.


Tibs is a strong F6.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Solid Eo

 

[CharlesDavenport]

Yes lets make up some bullshit spectrum to mainstream the idea that every sexual orientation is as normal as any other. Doing it with gender now too. Wonder what's next.

 

[Steeltime]

this is offensive to those like SDS that are attracted to other species

No, no, SDS still makes that list, Coolie.

His designation is E-I-E-I-O

 

[Steelerfan]

Ewww they are all hairy!!!

Wtf is this?!

From L to R: guy, girl (hit), guy, girl (hit)

Its a good ol' fashioned orgy

 

[Spike]

Ewww they are all hairy!!

So your eyes are immediately attracted to the guys?

this chart's for you!

 

[MTC]

So your eyes are immediately attracted to the guys?

this chart's for you!

**** no! Gross

 

[MTC]

From L to R: guy, girl (hit), guy, girl (hit)

Its a good ol' fashioned orgy

Just far right. Hit

*middle left. Looks like a female. Need to see the face first