Goddammit, Ron, Biden grew up in a coal mining family though his dad was a middle-class used car salesman, and was an All-American football player denied his status due to an injury inflicted by a villain named Corn Pop, but overcame that trauma to be on a full academic scholarship at Syracuse law despite the law school reporting that is not true since he had a half-scholarship based on need, and did not plagiarize a paper in law school as once again the law school is just wrong, and graduated 76th in a class of 85 or as Biden describes it, "top half of the class," and who overcame his home burning down by changing time and making it a small kitchen fire, where he was a brave civil rights activist who never attended any civil rights rally and never marched in any civil rights demonstration, who was arrested trying to visit Nelson Mandela but where he never was actually arrested and never tried to visit Mandela. Biden's life story is so amazing that Neil Kinnock stole it! Or vice-versa but goddammit, don't get mired in small details, Ron!
In short, quit being racist against the whitest white guy racist ever to walk the planet!
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