But that is just the tip of the iceberg of government waste.
No, no, no. ElftardPoloLiar, 21, and others ASSURE me that government employees are the smartest, most dedicated and hardest-working people in America. They slave away for, well, slave wages and no benefits, just to benefit their fellow citizens. Their salaries are certainly lower than their counterparts in private industry.
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Yeah, fine, but private industry has MASSIVE employee benefits, so that makes up the difference.
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Okay, fine. However, government employees slave away and then have nothing to show for it at retirement, unlike the bounty that private citizens receive at retirement.
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So government employees get a higher salary, much better benefits, much better retirement than do those who pay for their ****. But, but, but government employees work a lot more hours so it pans out. Right? RIGHT??
Not so much:
So go ahead and explain to my why government employees are supposedly "the best and the brightest" when in fact they suck on the taxpayer's tit, work less hours, get paid a lot more, get better benefits, and are showered with lavish retirement benefits.