Don't be alarmed everyone, I have it on good authority they've found a way to use fairy pixie dust to fuel all of those private jets for the elites telling you what to do -- earth saved!
Sure. And 98% of the time the message is, "N----, mothafu-----, [insert drug reference here], N-----, mothaf-----, N----"
Uhh, yeah, now I fully understand why you think [c]rap is so great.
Steeltime I love Mellencamp, Bon Jovi, Rush, Pink Floyd, The Who and many other 60s - 90s rockers, but there is some artistic merit to a section of Rap. I hate a lot of it trust me but who can’t love RUN DMC with Aerosmith on walk this way, or Paul Revere by the Beastie Boys, those were all part of the 80’s. I also listen to Jimmy Buffet, Toby Keith and Zack Brown. Add in a little classical and folk. Almost every genre has something worth listening to. You didn’t like any of Will Smith’s stuff? Hell I even love some Weird Al Yankovic.
Jimmy thinks Paul McCartney and Wings is excellent ****.
In every genre you find gems, threads and pockets of great music.
Rap too.
Toto
Jimmy thinks Paul McCartney and Wings is excellent ****. No...for real he does.
Aside from maybe Opera or Classical music, name a genre where there isn't tons of utter stupid *** bullshit. Pop? Good lord...home to Weird Al, Toto, Mili Vanili and Kris Kross. Country? Endless horseshit can be found in that genre. Bill Ray Cyrus anyone? Heavy metal....hard rock, rock. Crap, crap, crap exists.
In every genre you find gems, threads and pockets of great music.
Rap too.
"Give me a sister, can't resist her, red beans and rice didn't miss her" "My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun"
Making a sweeping generalization about any genre of music is just dumb. I could just as easily say that country music is largely about drinking, fighting and cousin ******* and they all sing like a bunch of twangy old *****. Is it true for all - or did I just hear a couple of songs about drunk, fighting, cousin ******* and said - Yep, it's all about that. Nah, I'm not a Boomer.
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I really just don't care if the lyrics have a message or tell a story. Sometimes it's just what I want to listen to at that time.
Snoop's new song calls for shooting cops. And he gets celebrated at the Super Bowl. Unbelievable.
NC, thought you'd get a kick outta this:
Good vibes! Sometimes you just want something you can shake a little to.
It's rap like this bullshit that is not good for society. Snoop's new song calls for shooting cops. And he gets celebrated at the Super Bowl. Unbelievable.
Snoop Dogg & J5 Slap Lyrics
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"Police"
(feat. A1 Yolaman & Jiggie June)
All you niggas out there
Take your guns that you using to shoot each other
And start shooting these ***** *** ************* police
That'll impress a ************* nigga like me
The crooked *************
'Cause these police getting way too ************* outta line
You can't trust these police
'Cause 911's a joke
Don't trust these police
'Cause 911's a joke, yeah
You can't trust these police
'Cause 911's a joke, you feel me?
Don't trust these police
911's a joke
Cinematic, right back at it
Talk the walk and walk 'bout that static
I am the extra dramatic
When he popped back, everybody scattered, didn't matter
Hmm, I was there from the get-go
Moving heavy weights, Klitschko
Rookies and cookies from 'Frisco
Put 'em in a box, Nabisco
We the funk that killed disco
I showed you how to go and get this dough
And I'm the reason why you're ******* with this hoe
But don't thank me, that's how the **** go
It's still banging Crypto from the intro
Nigga what they hidden for?
Hold up, who is that tryna come through?
Step back or get mic checked, one, two
You can't trust these police
'Cause 911's a joke
Don't trust these police
'Cause 911's a joke, yeah
You can't trust these police
'Cause 911's a joke, you feel me?
Don't trust these police
911's a joke
I'ma use my rights, I ain't saying ****
First forty-eight, I ain't telling on the clique
Solid as a rock, too legit to snitch
Put it on my momma, I'ma be a problem
**** a police, tryna stop me like a comma
*******, got a shiny badge with authority
Target on my back, I'm minority
Get the iPhone, I'm recording
Y'all cartoon, Rick and Morty
Pass, "serve and protect" my ***
****'s going down, that's a wrap
Never trust a cop, that's a trap
Put me in the slam, I don't sing
With a orange pair of Barkleys
Other ************* narcing
A snitch to be stitched and he run like a *****
I'ma shoot 'em up like I'm Mitch Richmond
Flick on the wrist, too hot
You ain't ******* with this
You can't trust these police
'Cause 911's a joke
Don't trust these police
'Cause 911's a joke, yeah
You can't trust these police
'Cause 911's a joke, you feel me?
Don't trust these police
911's a joke
Yeah, whoa, ay
911 is a joke in J town
Everywhere it go down, that's why I keep a four pound
Blowing out your hoe down, **** the tires go down
Sugar brought you whole round, ready for a showdown
Verbs and pronouns spitting at your main hoe
Probably why I stay up on her top like a Kango
Dipping through the city with a Glock in a Range Rove
If you sleeping [?] probably not with the same hoe
Rock the same clothes rich niggas do
And rock by the same code till I'm a rich nigga too
I be in the club with the stick in my shoe
You call the ******* police like a ***** nigga do
Still zips for the two, QP for they
Whole thing for the (ah), **** I'll get a nigga straight
This **** don't hit the interstate if your skin tone's dark
And white people watch the pigs in the pens unmarked
You can't trust these police
'Cause 911's a joke
Don't trust these police
'Cause 911's a joke, yeah
You can't trust these police
'Cause 911's a joke, you feel me?
Don't trust these police
911's a joke
Ay J5, come here man, the police tripping
Ay, ay, officer leave him alone
Yeah, man, leave that dude alone, man
Oh, oh, oh-whoa
Here they go again, man, they doing that same old **** again, man
I can't stand this ****
Pants up, don't loot. (added courtesy of Indy)
Eazy E is my choice for rap. Too short sucks.To expand on what SIL said - Kid Cudi, Kendrick Lamar, Childish Gambino, Chance the Rapper etc. and then way back in the day A Tribe Called Quest, LL Cool J, Rakim, Run DMC talked about relevant stuff, as did many others. Like everything else, the whole genre isn't absolute dogshit.
Stay away from Eazy E and Too $hort though.![]()
One more...can't resist.
Gin and Juice. I loved this song like everyone did.
Got out of college, got my very first big time professional job working for AT&T/NCR. Hustling selling technology to the Federal Government here in the DC metro area. Worked there for nearly 4 years. Multi-racial company. Had many co-workers/friends that were black.
One I'll call CP Harriott. Just the coolest cat, salt of the earth black guy. We got tight. He was 10 years older than me though, married. I was single, young, hustling. Got on to rap. He laughed at me being all into it. Mentioned gin and juice and he laughed at me and said I bet you don't even know what the hell that song is about.
I admitted it...I didn't. "Popular drink?" I said. He threw his head back and laughed and said young white boy, let me teach you LOL
He said I grew up back in Boston in the day, see. There's always been this wive's tale in the hood about gin. Keeping you up all night. Get me?
I looked at him naive. He laughed hard again. He said Tim damn LOL..."UP"....gin's an aphrodisiac and everyone knew on Friday or Saturday and you were gonna get with your girl, you had to hit the gin because it KEEPS YOU UP ALL NIGHT get me??? LOL. Then he says but not the good gin, that **** don't work. Seagrams gin is the one. And house gin. And he said man I'm not kidding but back in Boston in the day the city buses used to have ads plastered on them that showed Seagrams Gin with the tag line "Stay Up All Night."
We laughed and laughed. I had no clue. He said see? Gin and juice...it ain't about it being just a drink brother, it's deeper....Gin and Juice is the sex drink.
Love that guy. We are still in touch today.
Digital Underground - "The Humpty Dance" That is just fun **** to listen to and act stupid.
Eazy E is my choice for rap. Too short sucks.
Do you still got money on your mind after all that?
All I know is that we're going to give Jimmy (ST) an aneurysm soon and that's a win in my book.
Yes, I thump a sub-woofer. My kids be embarrassed.
LOL! That song made getting busy in a Burger King bathroom a thing.I can sing it word for word while my white *** writhes in an unwatchable show of insanity.
"Don't Believe the Hype" - word for word. EPMD "Strictly Business"...."It Takes Two" Rob Base
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
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I know so much of it word for word. Funny how the brain works and remembers that stuff.
I got into the gangsta ****. Owned every Ice Cube album back when he was a serious badass just out of NWA. **** that made my mom wanna be kill me.
"I'm gonna wet ya!"
LOL! That song made getting busy in a Burger King bathroom a thing.