Thank you, President Trump, we are finally at war again, something deeply missing from our lives. Kudos for keeping the steady stream of forever wars ongoing.
I pray for our troops & their families.
None of this had to happen.
Even I was too cynical to believe Trump would jump into a military conflict on a whim. All on his own, our allies long shun aside.
Trump is a one man show, the main attraction, the top dog, as he drags America into war with Iran it never saw coming. Godspeed my friends who support Trump and are on the other side of the aisle politically. You wanted a Mad Max, balls to the wall, alt-right reality, here you have it. Trump has come through for you.
Fasten your seatbelts, say a quick prayer, climb under a desk or get under a doorframe, you know the drill.
Hope this ends well, cause it’s sure not starting well.
For a little comfort, remind yourself the superstar tag team of Jared Kushner & Stephen Miller is basically Trump’s foreign policy team, along with some talking heads at Fox, a guy like Pompeo and maybe some old golf & casino buddies. In other words we’re in good hands, nothing to worry about.
Read these words aloud when you lay down tonight. The greatest president ever. Better, bigger, stronger, smarter, and of course wiser & more truthful than our founding fathers themselves. A more devout Christian than the Pope.
Aderral sniffing, orange-tanning-cream-faced, bankrupt casino mogul is our man. Trump will lead us to victory!