This thing's been debunked earlier today, a 'hoax" police report filed by a prankster. The clerk down at the precinct stamped it, was probably pretty dumb of her, she may not have read through it. Absolutely tear-jerking hilarious stuff. Sending a pic of his schlong in a hot dog bun, a pic with a tape measure showing his 4 1/2 inch length?... comedy gold. I immediately sent the file to a Browns fan buddy of mine (yup, got one of those) to rub it in his face. Was sad to learn - I guess - it's not for real. When you first read it, you're like, yup, that's Johhny football alright!
You ought to read it for yourself, if you haven't done so....
http://www.scribd.com/doc/225775703/...Johnny-Manziel