RFK Jr. Drops Out, Endorses Trump
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Trump Adds A Kennedy In Hopes He Will Draw All The Sniper Fire
Politics·Aug 23, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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GLENDALE, AZ — The presidential race underwent a shakeup today, with Donald Trump adding a Kennedy to his team in hopes he will draw all the sniper fire.
Following an assassination attempt at a Pennsylvania campaign rally in July, Trump sought to take drastic steps to increase his safety for the remainder of the campaign, including bringing on Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., a member of a family with a reputation for being shot at.
"A brilliant move by the Trump campaign," said one political strategist. "With lingering questions about the competence of the Secret Service, Trump has decided to take matters into his own hands. Nothing will draw gunfire away from him more effectively than having a Kennedy standing next to you."
Political experts predicted Kennedy's departure from the presidential race and subsequent endorsement of Trump could be a significant boost for Trump's campaign with the added bonus of being an extra layer of protection from attempts on his life. "It's like having a rodeo clown," one analyst said. "If there are any other would-be assassins along the campaign trail, they won't be able to resist the lure of a Kennedy."
Pundits speculated that RFK, Jr.'s endorsement was likely to be rewarded by receiving an appointment as CIA Director in Trump's administration, which, in turn, could open the door to the ironic possibility of the CIA being killed by a Kennedy.
Politics·Aug 23, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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GLENDALE, AZ — The presidential race underwent a shakeup today, with Donald Trump adding a Kennedy to his team in hopes he will draw all the sniper fire.
Following an assassination attempt at a Pennsylvania campaign rally in July, Trump sought to take drastic steps to increase his safety for the remainder of the campaign, including bringing on Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., a member of a family with a reputation for being shot at.
"A brilliant move by the Trump campaign," said one political strategist. "With lingering questions about the competence of the Secret Service, Trump has decided to take matters into his own hands. Nothing will draw gunfire away from him more effectively than having a Kennedy standing next to you."
Political experts predicted Kennedy's departure from the presidential race and subsequent endorsement of Trump could be a significant boost for Trump's campaign with the added bonus of being an extra layer of protection from attempts on his life. "It's like having a rodeo clown," one analyst said. "If there are any other would-be assassins along the campaign trail, they won't be able to resist the lure of a Kennedy."
Pundits speculated that RFK, Jr.'s endorsement was likely to be rewarded by receiving an appointment as CIA Director in Trump's administration, which, in turn, could open the door to the ironic possibility of the CIA being killed by a Kennedy.
The ironic thing is that he would have been a far better candidate against Trump than Biden or Harris.
Is this a good or bad thing for Trump?
Im not so sure....
Im not so sure....
Is this a good or bad thing for Trump?
I'm not so sure....
I'm not so sure....
What? Say it again. lol
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Good thing.
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His party is dead and he realizes it. He wants it back. At least the party he knew. Now it's overrun with marxists and splashes of early Nazi Germany rhetoric.
They're definitely digging in the old totalitarian playbook. Why not,most have absolutely no idea of that history.
The place was packed to the rafters, and other than the Comrade Kamala comment he stayed on task. He even asked the crowd if the moniker fit, and not a single person in the crowd disagreed. No bussed in and paid for supporters. I can't see how how he loses, other than the media driven hate, rather than actually listening.
I think he would have taken more votes away from Trump than Harris.
Jr. didn't actually come out and say he endorses Trump, but he did say if you believe the FDA and other government agencies are run by big business, then Trump is your guy.Trump Adds A Kennedy In Hopes He Will Draw All The Sniper Fire
Politics·Aug 23, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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GLENDALE, AZ — The presidential race underwent a shakeup today, with Donald Trump adding a Kennedy to his team in hopes he will draw all the sniper fire.
Following an assassination attempt at a Pennsylvania campaign rally in July, Trump sought to take drastic steps to increase his safety for the remainder of the campaign, including bringing on Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., a member of a family with a reputation for being shot at.
"A brilliant move by the Trump campaign," said one political strategist. "With lingering questions about the competence of the Secret Service, Trump has decided to take matters into his own hands. Nothing will draw gunfire away from him more effectively than having a Kennedy standing next to you."
Political experts predicted Kennedy's departure from the presidential race and subsequent endorsement of Trump could be a significant boost for Trump's campaign with the added bonus of being an extra layer of protection from attempts on his life. "It's like having a rodeo clown," one analyst said. "If there are any other would-be assassins along the campaign trail, they won't be able to resist the lure of a Kennedy."
Pundits speculated that RFK, Jr.'s endorsement was likely to be rewarded by receiving an appointment as CIA Director in Trump's administration, which, in turn, could open the door to the ironic possibility of the CIA being killed by a Kennedy.
Gold Jerry, GOLD!!!
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That's actually not a bad idea.... Probably the only way to bring the CIA/FBI back to respectability is to have him clean house
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make RFK Jr,. head of FBI and release all JFK files immediately.
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I still cannot believe Kamala Harris is going to be president. I always believed her political career would have run its course whenever Biden’s reign came to an end. Thank you Republicans for rolling with Donald $&#@ing Trump.
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She may not be the democrat you want but she is a democrat so it's still a big win for democracy.
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I cannot believe the American people would really be that stupid
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It's really not up to them, but yes there are a pretty large number that really are that stupid
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81,000,000 votes.
And only because they didn't need 82.
They'll just cheat again and then tell us questioning election results is a form of insurrection.
