I discovered, by accident, how to make Siri cuss. Finally! if I ask her to say **** you, or if I cuss her out she’ll say “I won’t respond to that.” So Sunday morning GF and I are on the way to breakfast and I have my phone hooked up to Apple Play in the car. I hit voice command and told her to play Eagles Fly by Sammy Hagar. The first line of that song is ”Sunday morning, 9am” and that’s exactly what time it was. We came upon an intersection with The Monon Trail, a miles long biking and walking path that spans from downtown Indianapolis to further north than where I am. They are supposed to yield to traffic but there are yellow caution lights to be aware, maybe knock it down a couple mph. The car in front of me came to a complete stop with no pedestrians in sight. I yelled “It’s not a stop sign, you f uckhead!!!” Next thing I hear is Siri, in her female Aussie accent, say “Sorry, I couldn’t find Eagles Fly by Sammy Hagar it’s not a stop sign you f uckhead.” Made my day. Gotta take pleasure in the little things.
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