I am so goddamn sick of the loathsome, vile, corrupt, stupid, lazy, moronic grifters now looting our country, led by Sloppy Joe and Cumala Hairball. Everything they touch turns to ****:
- Covid rages out of control in 2021 though Sloppy Joe is given three vaccines.
- Covid rages out of control in 2021 and Sloppy Joe viciously targets his political enemies.
- Covid kills more under Sloppy Joe, despite being given THREE vaccines that Trump did not have in 2020, than under Donald Trump.
- Sloppy Joe abandons Americans in Afghanistan.
- Sloppy Joe broke his promise to never leave Americans in Afghanistan.
- Sloppy Joe claims the Afghanistan debacle was a "success."
- Many Americans murdered in Afghanistan by the Taliban were not available to comment on that claim.
- Sloppy Joe spends $1.9 trillion he does not have.
- Sloppy Joe spends $1.9 trillion for no good reason.
- Inflation skyrockets.
- Inflation is here to stay.
- Inflation is killing America.
- Energy costs are exploding.
- Moron Biden shuts down fracking and oil exploration on Federal land.
- The Fed holds more land than any other landowner in the nation, by a LOT.
- The Sloppy Joe administration is intentionally driving up the price of gasoline.
- We have more than enough natural gas and petroleum in the United States to meet our energy needs for the next 200 years.
- Idiots running the country shut down as much of that energy as they can.
- The same grifter morons then beg Saudi Arabia and Russia to supply us more of what we already have in abundance but refuse to produce, at inflated prices.
- Gas will be more than $4 per gallon, more than $5 in Fuckistan, a.k.a., Commiefornia.
- Empty shelves are here to stay.
- Sloppy Joe is Vice President in 2014 when Putin invades Crimea and a small portion of Eastern Ukraine.
- Putin invades nobody between 2017 and 2021.
- Sloppy Joe nonetheless claims both Putin and Cornpop are afraid of him.
- Putin invades Ukraine again in 2022.
- Sloppy Joe is nowhere to be found, apparently still stumbling around the basement looking for ice cream.
- Cumala gives some bizarre statement about windows, apparently using the word "windows" in place of her specialty, blowjobs for powerful men.
- Cumala says that "many windows are being delivered, and I will never quit giving windows because I like giving windows."
- The southern border is a wreck.
- The United States is being invaded.
- Sloppy Joe puts an imbecile, Cumala, in charge of that problem.
- Cumala insults the Guatemalan President.
- Cumala insults the Mexican President.
- Cumala tries to fix her idiotic mistakes by offering the Guatemalan and Mexican Presidents "many, many windows."
- Both decline, citing a very worrisome sore on Cumala's lip.
- Fentanyl is pouring across the southern border.
- Fentanyl is made in China, shipped to Mexico, then delivered across the wide-open southern border.
- Sloppy Joe and Cumala claim the southern border is "secure."
- More than 100,000 Americans die of overdose in 2021.
- Sloppy Joe and Cumala support the imbecilic "defund the police" policy.
- Cumala bails out rioters.
- To nobody's surprise, crime explodes.
- Sloppy Joe and Cumala claim they are not at fault.
- Crime surges, inflation explodes, energy supplies dwindle, gas prices rocket higher, supplies dry up, America is invaded, Americans are overdosing at shocking rates, all demonstrably due in large part to the policies of the stupidest, most incompetent grifters ever to pollute the White House.
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